The phone is ringing. Mike scans the room to make sure no one is within earshot. He is waiting for someone to answer on the other end. Finally, The Unit says hello. Mike asks Unit to do him a favor. He wants Unit to come to the house and tell Jionni the truth about Snooki’s alleged cheating. Unfortunately for Mike, Unit is in Miami, so the two continue to do some gossiping, when Unit reveals that Mike’s older brother, Frank, has gone on a date with Deena’s sister, Joanie and they smushed.
Then Snooki says goodbye to her Dad, outside, completely unaware of the conversation that just happened inside.
On the party deck, Jenni is upset about Roger and Deena tries to comfort her by telling her she has pretty hair.
The group gets to Aztec, but Mike chose to stay at the house. At Aztec, the party is hopping. There are tons of dancing people and the music is blasting. Jenni is in a funk because of her suspected relationship problems, so decides to leave shortly after arriving. At the club, Vinny meets a girl, Deanna, who he rates as a 5 or 6. He decides to keep her as a backup, just in case he doesn’t spot someone higher on the scale. Luckily for Vinny, he meets Nikki, a 7 or 8. He ditches Deanna, but she shortly returns, seeing Vinny with another girl. Deena takes Deanna to the dance floor so Vinny can be with Nikki. Snooki is bored and confused with Jenni, so she walks home.
When everyone else leaves, Nikki and Deanna are with the group, along with a random blonde girl Pauly picked up. At the front door of the house, Nikki says she is a lesbian and will not be going inside. Deanna, though, is inside with Deena. Vinny and Deanna spend some alone time together, as do Pauly and the blonde girl. They share the room as they smush their girls.
Jenni finally gets ahold of Roger, who claims his friend broke his phone at the beach and he called off work the past few days because he didn’t have a phone. Jenni does not believe this story at all and is furious with him.
In the morning, Snooki wakes up, still drunk, and tries to get on the hammock on the party deck. In a confessional, she says she needs AA and that the sun is too bright outside, so she should go to Arkansas because it is always dark in Arkansas. She goes inside and falls asleep in the smush room.
In the afternoon, Jenni gets a call from Roger who is supposed to be there at 4:00 for an afternoon at the beach. He calls and says he won’t be there until close to 5:30. He asks to reschedule, but that isn’t sitting well with his girlfriend. She freaks out on him and says she does not feel like a priority in his life.
Pauly and Team Meatball head to the Shore Store for work. Pauly is the only one actually doing his job. Team Meatball is literally chasing each other and running around the store, like children. They then decide to just leave work altogether, upsetting Danny. In the store, Pauly notices a girl who he has been seeing lately. She is sitting on a bench, just staring at him. He said he first saw her a few days ago because she bought something from the store, but she did not speak to him at all.
When Team Meatball gets back to work, a woman approaches Snooki about bars on the boardwalk because she is celebrating her bachelorette party. The meatballs sneak off with this woman to drink. For the second time in one shift, they have angered their boss.
At the house, Mike wakes up from a nap and is angry because everyone left without him. He is feeling left out, so he crawls back in bed and falls asleep. Snooki eventually wakes him up and asks him to go out with her and Deena, and he agrees.
Meanwhile, Pauly and Vinny are at a pool hall playing pool and chatting up a nice girl. Out of nowhere, Pauly’s stalker comes up to him and introduces herself, her name is Vanessa. Vinny takes the nice girl and they leave Pauly alone with Vanessa. When Pauly makes an excuse to get away, he does, and goes to find Vinny.
At the bar, Mike says he is keeping his friends close and his enemies closer. Team Meatball does not realize what Mike is doing.
In the morning, Pauly tells Deena that Danny is really mad at them for running off a few times. Ronnie suggests that she goes to the store and apologize, but Deena decides to cowardly call him instead. She apologizes and asks if he is going to fire her (meaning she would have to leave the house). Danny says, “We’ll see what happens.”
At dinner (they are having Chinese food), it is brought up that Frank and Joanie have gone on a second date. No one really knows the scoop, but they joke about Mike and Deena being sister and brother in law.
Mike sneaks off to call Unit again. This time, he wants info about Frank and Joanie. According to the Unit, Frank is planning to hit and quit Joanie.
Almost immediately after, Joanie calls the house. She asks Mike about Frank, where he says he may have his guard up because he recently got out of a nine year relationship. Mike also asks Joanie to deliver a message to Deena the next time she talks to her: He is a nice guy because Deena think he is the devil.
While working out, the guys run in to Roger, who is discussing his recent phone call with Jenni. Vinny agrees that Jenni is being immature about it and that she needs to man up and call her boyfriend to apologize. At home, Vinny casually slips in that she should be the bigger person with Roger, so she called him. He tells her that he didn’t do anything and isn’t going to apologize for it and that she needs to learn to trust him because he hasn’t done anything to disobey her.